I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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