no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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