i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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