those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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