jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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