I don't remember. Are we still dating?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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