Please, let me fuck your mom
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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