but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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