i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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