I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I would ride that face into the sunset
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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