she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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