Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He kissed a someone with a penis
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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