he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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