He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Less talking, more tequila
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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