oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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