lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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