butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Buhtt sex?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
