idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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