Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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