I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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