I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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