I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
