Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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