CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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