Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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