I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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