god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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