this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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