somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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