Its about making memories worth repressing
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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