you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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