conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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