So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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