There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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