Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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