Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Let's paint friendship bongs
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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