we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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