I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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