You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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