bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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