Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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