this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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