Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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