he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
