Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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