Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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