no you cant smoke seaweed
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize
