Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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