even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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