I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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