hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I pour the whiskey from now on
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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