so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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