I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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