so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Ladies don't puke and tell
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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