i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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