Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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